When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Memers of the world, you have nothing to lose but tfw. You have a gf to win.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
*takes a drag off clove cigarette*
Yeah, that forks in hair post by frantzofanon was pretty good, but the performative aspect of her memes as a tattoo meaning harmony post has a certain quality of post-postinternet performative irony to it that I think made it transcendent
well, gotta get back to work
*turns back to computer, continues to make bad posts*
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
[interrupts a conversation about hoverboards] uh instead we got these wicked handheld computers. look at your phone. its a conputer.