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Posted on 18th Sep at 8:40 AM, with 171,950 notes

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Posted on 18th Sep at 8:35 AM, with 1,333 notes
reblog if you’re a fan of hydration
Posted on 18th Sep at 8:33 AM, with 19,799 notes
stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing
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stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

Posted on 18th Sep at 8:32 AM, with 466,664 notes

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

Posted on 18th Sep at 7:54 AM, with 82 notes
Anonymous asked: A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of comemeism. All the trolls of teh old Interwebz have entered into a holy alliance to #exorcise this #spectre.

rosaluxmemeburg:

Memers of the world, you have nothing to lose but tfw. You have a gf to win.

Posted on 18th Sep at 7:52 AM, with 131,525 notes

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Posted on 18th Sep at 7:50 AM, with 19 notes

queernuck:

*takes a drag off clove cigarette*

Yeah, that forks in hair post by frantzofanon was pretty good, but the performative aspect of her memes as a tattoo meaning harmony post has a certain quality of post-postinternet performative irony to it that I think made it transcendent

well, gotta get back to work

*turns back to computer, continues to make bad posts*

Posted on 18th Sep at 7:43 AM, with 299 notes
politicalsexkitten:

politicalsexkitten:

Volunteered at a high school today and the principal told me my shirt wasn’t following the dress code and I told her I didn’t go to school there and I had to show her my college ID cause she thought I was lying

Didn’t wanna get detention at 21 in a school I don’t even attend

My ultimate “cute but I can still kick your ass” look tbh
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politicalsexkitten:

politicalsexkitten:

Volunteered at a high school today and the principal told me my shirt wasn’t following the dress code and I told her I didn’t go to school there and I had to show her my college ID cause she thought I was lying

Didn’t wanna get detention at 21 in a school I don’t even attend

My ultimate “cute but I can still kick your ass” look tbh

Posted on 18th Sep at 7:41 AM, with 15,394 notes

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

Posted on 18th Sep at 6:04 AM, with 105 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[interrupts a conversation about hoverboards] uh instead we got these wicked handheld computers. look at your phone. its a conputer.

Posted on 18th Sep at 5:55 AM, with 40 notes
certifiedhypocrite asked: I wish Darkplace got a second season.. :C
Posted on 18th Sep at 5:48 AM, with 17,663 notes
thesunthief:

The Amour of Armor.
Painting originally in an Iranian story-book.
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thesunthief:

The Amour of Armor.

Painting originally in an Iranian story-book.

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